Low-Tech Computing

by Vernon Waring

My new computer's quite the gift
And one I truly covet -
With all the latest features
Who could help but love it

I'll surf the net at breakneck speed
As if I'm in a race
There is no end to what I'll do
Launched in cyberspace

My new computer's quite the joy
I'ii savor dusk till dawn
Now all I need to find is
The switch that turns it on!

Humorous and Funny Poems