I dreamed I won three Oscars,
Four Emmys, and a Tony too.
My fireplace mantel was sagging
From the honors I accrued.
I picked up two Golden Globes,
Five Grammys plus a Pulitzer Prize.
The awards poured in that night.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
They gave me the Nobel Peace Prize
And my very own Stanley Cup.
Then I earned a People's Choice Award
Seconds before I woke up!