The one I married
was not my first choice
You see, there was Jackie,
Jill, Linda and then Joyce
I proposed to them all,
but their interest soon wilted
At the end of each romance--
I got jilted
So after being rejected
for most of my life
I was finally accepted
by the one who is my wife
Now everybody says,
"You found your intended mate."
But was it a divine scheme,
or was it a twist of fate? |