Three Finger Crash

Author Unknown

Don't you wish when life is bad
    and things just don't compute,
That all we really had to do
    was stop and hit reboot?

Things would all turn out ok,
    life could be so sweet
If we had those special keys
    ctrl-and alt-delete

Your boss is mad, your bills not paid
    your wife, well she's just mute.
Just stop and hit those wonderful keys
    that make it all reboot.

You'd like to have another job,
    you fear living in the street?
You solve it all and start anew
    with ctrl and alt delete